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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 01:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

1.5 TB of James Webb Space Telescope data just hit the internet - theregister.com

Still no good

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

S&P 500 Gains and Losses Today: Lululemon Stock Falls as Forecasts Reflect Consumer Caution - Investopedia

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do Republicans only believe in two genders? How do they explain Caitlin Jenner and George Santos?

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why did Kamala say immigrants eating cats isn’t real when there’s police bodycam footage of it happening?

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

‘The market is as clueless as the Fed’: Why this trader says stocks could continue to do well for months - MarketWatch

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

Is Veuve Clicquot Brut a good champagne?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Former Player Gives Definitive Verdict on Knicks Firing Tom Thibodeau - Athlon Sports

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

Do happily married husbands cheat?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

Why do many women wear sleeveless shirts, more so than men?

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Marchand nets 2OT winner as Florida evens Finals - ESPN

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

Sophia Bush Says She Endured “Every Kind of Abuse” on Show Due to Older Man - The Hollywood Reporter

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

No go.

Why do narcissist move on so easily?