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13.06.2025 01:50

Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Still no good
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
—
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Is Veuve Clicquot Brut a good champagne?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Do happily married husbands cheat?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Why do many women wear sleeveless shirts, more so than men?
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
No go.